The Great Escape, Occupy MacDonalds, and Burgers that Matter:
Our world famous BUILDBOARD CHART features the hits you create, but last week Executive Chef ToniAnn Ulses’ Limited Time Special, Brioche-Kobe Beef-Mushroom & Onion-Brie-Fuji Apple-Fig Jam The Great Escape outsold every burger in the Buildboard Chart, becoming the fastest-breaking burger in 4food history.
According to ToniAnn the secret to The Great Escape’s success is karma: “when you eat it [The Great Escape] the stress of your day just melts away and you are instantly transported to your favorite vacation spot, your favorite memory, or your favorite little bistro.”
Our Darwinian response to The Great Escape’s tremendous success is to afford it a permanent berth on our menu.
On the Buildboard Chart:
A single sale separates NEWMANRA’S Multigrain-Turkey-Spinach and Garlic-Avocado-Manchego-Onion-Hummus-Sweet Chili monster-hit Cali4nication [1026 total sales-to-date] which has regained the coveted #1 spot from AHARRIS’S Brioche-Beef-Avocado & Chili Mango-Avocado-Manchego-Lettuce-Tomato-Dijon Mustard Caliburger [1287 total sales-to-date] which is the bestselling user-created burger of all time.
Resting just below the Golden State’s platinum duo, ITSSERGDUH’S Goth-inspired, gender-bending Multigrain-Beef-Spinach and Garlic-Pancetta Bacon-Manchego-Tomato-Chipotle Pepper-Remoulade Shei Burger continues its inexorable advance up the Buildboard Chart to #3.
On a day when hundreds of Bloomberg’s troops arrested 150 Occupy Wall Street protesters in a cowardly early morning raid to evict them from their two-month-old camp at Zuccotti Park, we note that NSZETO’s Brioche-Beef-Roasted Brussel Sprouts-Kim Chi-Cheddar-Lettuce–Onion-Tomato- Cranberry-Ketchup-BBQ Occupy XYZ and ADTHELAD’S Pressed Rice-Wild Salmon-Herb & Apple Stuffing-Avocado-Goat-Basil Pesto-Chutney Occupy MacDonalds are part of a trend toward burgers that matter and proof that a movement extends beyond its roots.